How is the person above you gonna die?

[ptolatar]

In this tread you post a message about how the person that posted something above your message gonna die.

[ptolatar]

In bed with da chiks /\

[ruijtsantos]

in his sleep . . . smothered by a pillow . . . AHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHH

[qi]

/\ death by excess laughter

[ptolatar]

You will fall into acid while sleepwalking. /\ ;D

[qi]

/\ your death will involve a pair of iron boots, a water temple, and a lack of blue tunics

[ptolatar]

You will from thirst in a room with moving walls just before you get squashed. /\ lol ;D

[qi]

Nov 5, 2010 2:22:35 GMT -5 ptolatar said:

You will from thirst in a room with moving walls just before you get squashed. /\ lol ;D

Aww damn it, I miss getting squashed? That sucks! =[


Well, my good man, you shall die in a duel to the death with a very, very nasty-looking giraffe. Wielding a soup ladle.

[ptolatar]

Somebody will throw a fork down from a 500 meters high building witch will ...... I think you know what it will do. ;D

[qi]

I really wasn't expecting the fork to ricochet off the ground, bounce a few times and then stick in a grizzly bear's ass. Damn that bear was angry! After he killed me he most definitely realised it was a setup; this bear was, you might say, smarter than the average bear.

After paying his last respects to me he set off on a hunt for the real fork-thrower. This mystery was solved so quickly and effectively that Dick Van Dyke himself turned up and gave the bear a celebratory clarinet recital!

After tracking you down the bear presented you its evidence. You realised you were caught and tried to make a run for it! However cops had already surrounded the building. You were arrested and spent the remainder of your life in prison.

10 days later you die from an infected mosquito bite inside your prison cell. =D

(this took so. So long to type on my phone >_>)

[ptolatar]

I got a life sentence in prison for stabbing a bear in the ass with a fork and I pretended to die from an infection from a mosquito bite just to get out of the prison.
When is escaped to Mexico I started thinking about revenge. I had a great plan. 2 weeks later i tracked you down and when you were asleep I kidnaped you and brought you to Mexico. I was amazed that you didn't wake up. Then I realized why you didn't wake up. (because you were dead), so I brought you back to life with a lightning bolt and tied you to a chair in my house.
After a bit of torture and stuff I decided to get rid of you but that bear that killed you smashed the door to my house and was so furius because I wasn't in prison that he killed both of us.


After a year or so Frankenstain brought me back to life just to laugh at your grave.

[qi]

You realise after a while that being a walking corpse and slave to a mad scientist is no real life and decide to end it again. You write a letter to your family explaining the strange events that occured over the past several years and send it via UPS.

Then you take a shotgun, place the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger.

You realise it's not loaded!

You can't find any ammo!

In your tormented state you realise the only way you're going to get out of your terrible fate is to let the bear have his revenge.

You invite the bear over for tea and billiards. After many hours of intense conversation you give the bear the nod of approval. The bear, still angry about the fork incident, takes his revenge after so many years and mauls you to death!



Meanwhile I am reincarnated as a small beetle, watching from the wall above and laughing at your misfortune ;D

[ptolatar]

Then a child runs up to the wall and sits on you. You get stuck in his ass and die from the child's farting problems.

[wobrote]

Urmm you break the number one minecraft Rule! NEVER DIG DOWN! And then you fell into a pit of lava and burnt to death! ^^ Thought I would just add my bit.

[ptolatar]

A giant stone donkey fell from the sky and smashed your foot making you bleed to death.